The boy yesterday at Wal-Mart.
Here is a video of the firstborn eating a tasty fruit concoction.
You might have to turn the sound up some to hear it.

I need it after being force fed Neil Diamond a couple days ago - still stinging in my musical ears.
A $10 gift card to Burger King, for that someone special.
An interactive TV game. I think Nintendo had a thing like that not too long ago...
What I would look like if I were a police officer