Analyzing the News

As I was going through the regular online tabloids today I came across this article in The Sun about a pair of sibling who without knowing it had a Romanian man living in their garden shed. I found the story quite fascinating and interesting, I especially liked how the fella was keen on recycling and apparently thought there was nothing weird about offering statues of Jesus to his unknowing hosts.

I found the picture of the brother and sister to be a cause for questions though. Why is Tilly, the girl, so proudly holding up a can of Coca Cola? There is no mention in the article about said beverage. The house guest was apparently big on orange juice, but Coke? After reading the scoop a couple of times I realise there is not an inkling of information to justify the scene stealing placement of the fizzy drink. Maybe the girl was thirsty and the overtly rude photographer did not wait for her to put her drink down...

This had probably been the end of it, had I not taken a gander at the old Daily Mail - where this composition caught my eye. Again it is the Newmans showing off their backyard and previously occupied shed. This time we have an additional picture, maybe now Tilly has finished her pop and can pose for a more normal picture.

Alas! She stubbornly keeps her can, making it the obvious focal point of every picture she is in.

Could it be that the lass has struck a deal with the soft drink giant, agreeing to always carry a can of their tonic whenever a camera is near? Is the can somehow unfortunately attached to her hand? Or is the young woman just the biggest Coke Head in Bromley? As it stands today we simply do not know, but I for one eagerly await contnuing updates of this report. We need to learn the truth about The Mysterious Coca Cola Can.